Standing by me

I confess.... i do get mad at the

Doggest Hours;
I've nothin' to hide

and i let'it all hang out.

And when hisses and claws don't work
and I dunno which way to turn 
from their raining DROOL, 

i thank the family for standing by me and seeing me thru the DRY, safe path. 

But CRY?? Never.

It's a machoMocca thing, you understand.

Divinity

To szzz-kerrr-ratchhhh.... is divine.

Cats were worshiped in ancient Egypt, 
lest anyone should fur'get.

Just sayin'